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Handmade Loose leaf paper

Do you enjoy calligraphy? Typewriters? Maybe just plain feeling fancy? This 100% recycled, 100% handmade loose leaf paper might be just the

Crippled Dad's Store

Hey! Are you feeling particularly fancy on this fine day? Perhaps a bit scholarly? Maybe you feel like you wanna support me, a cripple trans man who’s just trying to go to college. Or, maybe you wanna use my handmade, 100% recycled vegan paper as toilet paper. That would be a bit rough, might give you some splinters, but hey! If you’re into that I don’t kinkshame.

Point is, if you’re an artist, a calligrapher, a vegan, a goth who’s COMMITTED to living like Dracula, a college student who wants to show off to their scholarly friends, a BDSM enthusiast, or a little freak who likes paper, (or maybe you’re all of those things! In which case, goddamn are you single?) Please please please consider purchasing a pack of my paper (now available for custom orders and colors!) starting at 40 cents a sheet.

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[liberalsarecool]

When schools offer free meals for everyone, local families reduce grocery spending. Large chains respond by dropping prices, amplifying benefits to the broader community.

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[play-now-my-lord]

here's a quick tip for life: if you hate someone and you have a choice in the matter, keep their name out of your mouth and the reasons you hate them out of your head. keep your head on a swivel around people who habitually break this guideline because they're just as capable of obsessive negativity about you

[play-now-my-lord]

genuinely "living rent-free in your head" is a curse. obessing yourself with people you find odious who don't have the actual power to harm you does nothing good for your life. there is immense strength in walking the fuck away and treating someone as dead to you, not half-living in their shadow.

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[pochowek]

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

[pochowek]

no go on

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[sunlitmcgee]

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[beardedmrbean]

I'm glad I decided to watch this one instead of just thinking I'd already posted it.

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

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[yourlocalgaymafia]

Stop trying to treat platonic love as if it’s somehow inferior to romantic love. In reality they are just two different types of love, both equal to each other in intensity. A friendship is not less than a relationship, it’s equally rewarding.

And even if you don’t experience love at all, that’s totally fine!! Aromantic and arospec people should not be forced to make up for their lack of romantic attraction with platonic relationships. Love is not required to lead a fulfilling life.

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[bewbin]

[clandestynie]

For the little one! 😎✊

[keyforshort]

The funniest thing about this is I’ve seen this tiktok so many times, with a different poc declaring their allegiance to this child 

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[whyenn-reader]

All the patches I did for my Poser Jacket. This is the best thing I've ever thought of.

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[transfaguette]

watched No Country for Old Men for the first time last night, didn’t know much going into it. I could really tell the love and admiration for the medium of film that went into its creation. saw “directed by joel and ethan coen” at the end. yes. it all makes sense.

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Anonymous asked:

Are rocks kosher?

spacelazarwolf answered:

rocks are neither kosher or not kosher bc they’re not a food item (PLS DON’T EAT ROCKS), but there are certain types of rock candy that are.

[toothbrushunicorn]

Don't eat rocks ✅

*continues chewing my aquarium gravel like a normal human*

[spacelazarwolf]

FINE!!!!

ChocoRocks®

Chocolate chunks in creative shapes covered in a delightfully colored candy shell.

Kimmie Candy

[captainlordauditor]

salt is a type of rock.

[spacelazarwolf]

[demonicintegrity]

Yeah but you’re not eating salt like you would (presumably) eat other rocks. I feel like that’s an important distinction here.

You’re not crunching on just a hunk of salt. That would not taste good (I know) not that I think the average person has access to an hunk of salt. (Salt lamps ig??) but even then. You’re not taking a handful of table salt (don’t do that) or a salt packet (don’t fuckin do that it’s not even a reasonable amount of salt for this) and just. Trying to slurp it up with nothing else. (It’s so fucking bad don’t do it) it would be awful (I know) and taste really bad (I know)

Rocks are for the cronch like a piece of hard candy. Salt is not for the cronch it’s for the salt. This is meaningful and important

Anyways chocorocks are divine I love them and I miss em and they make a good c r u n c h and now that I know what they’re called again they’re gonna rotate in my mind wistfully

[spacelazarwolf]

god this is reminding me of the time i had to tell my 10 yr old camper that no, the “drink” she made from rainwater, salt, and pepper would not taste good. did not work. she drank it anyway.

[manstrans]

.... I used to eat salt packets and thought it tasted good (if you're eating salt packets consider that you may be severely dehydrated and craving electrolytes)

[manstrans]

update: this shit is still tasty

[spacelazarwolf]

[delgado-master]

Better than eating play dough, as I did up until fifth grade.

[spacelazarwolf]

[just-your-average-tangerine]

I ate a magnet once

[spacelazarwolf]

[happysadyoyo]

I've eaten enough paper to have formed opinions on good and bad paper and I'll still eat the bad paper knowing it tastes bad.

Also yeah, salt packets are good. So is rock salt.

[manstrans]

gang I think we might have pica

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[xxlovelynovaxx]

I absolutely do eat straight salt. Like handfuls of the bigger granulated kind. I have POTS and it's recommended that people with POTS get like 500000% the daily salt intake of people without. I would straight chew on a brick of salt if I could. I love salt.

[spacelazarwolf]